Before filters, before group chats, and before anyone worried about looking cool, Halloween in the 70s was all about homemade masks, questionable fabric choices, and a lot of confidence. These vintage photos prove that the decade of carpets and wood paneling also gave us some truly unforgettable costumes.
Big Head Energy
Me walking into a group project meeting after doing none of the reading and all of the confidence.
The Sugar Squad
Me and my coworkers on Monday morning when someone brings donuts and the whole office becomes a gang.
Fur Real Though
Me after skipping the barber for six months and calling it a personality change.
Couch Potatoes
Me and my siblings waiting for the one person who is always late to just show up already.
Pretty in Pink
Me showing up to a casual hangout wearing way too much commitment to the bit.
Cape Not Included in the Rent
Me at a house party pretending I am not already thinking about going home.
Class Is in Session
Me on the first day back from vacation trying to remember my own password.
Box Office Hit
Me explaining my weekend plans to my family and realizing nobody asked.
Spooky Squad Goals
Me and my friends trying to take a serious group photo for the fifth time in a row.
Party Foul
Me at a work party hiding behind a stranger so I do not have to make small talk.
Line Leader Vibes
Me in line at the pharmacy wondering how everyone else got here so early.
Golden Retriever Behavior
Me waving at a stranger who definitely was not waving at me.
Till Death Do Us Party
Me and my partner arriving at a wedding we are definitely overdressed for.
Mask Off Moment
Me at a family dinner when someone asks the question I was hoping to avoid.
Rock and Roll Homeroom
Me and my best friends convincing ourselves that we have a real shot at starting a band.
Bunny Business
Me arriving to the party on time and realizing I am the only one who read the dress code.
Dracula Needs a Nap
Me at a family gathering trying to look intimidating after one plate of lasagna.
Yearbook Committee Vibes
Me at a school reunion pretending I remember everyone’s name.
Hop On Hop Off
Me posting a casual photo after taking forty-seven of them.
A Long Time Ago in My Closet
Me and my group chat trying to agree on one plan, any plan.
Sidewalk Parade
Me walking to the mailbox in my pajamas and somehow running into three neighbors.
Pumpkin Spice Squad
Me and my bestie in October when every single drink on the menu suddenly has cinnamon in it.
Antenna Season
Me and my siblings agreeing to a matching photo and then ruining it immediately.
Phone Home Later
Me after a long day trying to remember where I left my charger.
Garage Door Glam
Me at a birthday party trying to find the one friend I actually came with.
Smash Hit Slow Dance
Me at a wedding dancing like nobody is watching, and everybody is watching.
Face Value
Me trying to act normal when the group photo is about to be taken.
Face Value
Me trying to act normal when the group photo is about to be taken.
Justice League of Leftovers
Me and my coworkers at the office party after realizing the open bar is over.
Till Midnight Do Us Part
Me and my partner at a party taking a photo before one of us wants to leave.
